Lones Bonus

That extra inch or two, (either in length or girth) that comes with being a Lones.

Megan married Spanky for that "Lones Bonus."

Glaznered

Calling out of work consecutively for a lame ass excuse. Or watching others do your work as you sit and do nothing.

"Yo, George called out again, said he has a sniffely nose."
Shit, that's the second day in a row... we've officially been Glaznered!"