Steven Jones

A person who wants to re-experience 9/11.

Person 1: Have you seen Steven Jones anywhere?

Person 2: Last time I saw him he was boarding a plane.

Nitch

If you live in 'Merica, u r a Nitch. This is meant to hurt you. Feel sad. Nitch.

The freaking food is flipping spicy? Maybe it's cuz ur a fricking nitch.