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When you leave shit streaks in your underwear resembling the skid trails from beavers dragging logs through the woods
I was doing laundry the other day and found some undies with beaver tracks in them
Inability to have sex and developed after long dry spells of no sexual activity sometimes a life long issue
My buddy ain't had sex in so long I'd swear he has Fetting syndrome
Blowing your load in a fat chick
Yeah she got him for 18 years now , poor bastard gave her the ham injector n got her pregnant
The act of putting rodents inside your anal cavity
They were stuffing gerbils and mice up their ass holes, even rabbits. They call it rodentia
When a womans vagina is too sloppy and worn out so instead of getting surgery ya just shove a boneless ham in her and cut a new hole.
I was gonna fuck that cougar the other night but she was too sloppy and I didn't have a boneless ham for a human helicoil