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A person at work that is a piece of shit, but somehow gets anything they want!
âYou hear about who got that promotion? Of course, it was that assbag Johnny Slapnutsâ¦Everybody hates that Douche Face!
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When you are partying with your friends in Miami and you get so fucked up you leave the club with your girl and once you get back to your room you have to take a shit and the smell is so bad that you have to vomit so you do a flip around and vomit on your own shit and your girl wants you to feel better so she gives you a rim job while your puking on top of your shit then you make out with her afterwards.
Man, Rob was so fucked up last night that when he got back to the room he took a shit and it smelled like death which then made him need to vomit so he flipped around and puked on his own shit and while he was puking his girl ate his ass out to make him feel better. I bet it felt good to get a Dirty Miami.