lava lamp

(verb) When you have to poo so bad but, then all of the sudden, you don’t have to anymore (because it went back to the top like a lava lamp).

Hey Kelly, there’s a Port-a-Potty! Didn’t you have to go to the bathroom?

Gross Don! I’d rather lava lamp it.

shoperone

shop-er-one | ˈsho-pə-ˌrōn |
verb
keeping an eye on your phone to look after/supervise your Instacart, Postmates or TaskRabbit shopper while they are shopping for you

Hold up one second, I need to shoperone my Instacart shopper. They ALWAYS screw up my Sprouts order!