bork

to put your pinky toe up somebody's nostril

Jennifer: Why is your pinky toe up my nose?
Jalloupé: Because i felt like borking you
Jennifer: I would prefer you not bork me
Jalloupé: I like the way my pinky toe feels in oyur nostril

Choccy Milk

Milk from a chocolate cow also known as a choccita

what do choccy milk and strawbee milk have in common?
They both taste good.
Except for strawbee milk.
#IChooseChoccy

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