Mudcrab

An excessively fake-tanned male with a larger upper body, ill-proportioned to his skinny crab legs. Often caught at the Normanby, Brisbane but native to Surfers Paradise, Gold Coast.

"Hey Davo, look at those mudcrabs on their way to Stezza."

"Wow, Jimbo has been hitting the shred shed quite a bit lately. He looks like a mudcrab."

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