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Fredo

A fake slur promoted by a fake new anchor to express fake outrage while making fake threats of violence.

My name's not Fredo. My name is Chris Cuomo, I'm an anchor on CNN. You know, an anchor, like at the bottom of a lake along with my ratings. Fredo is from 'The Godfather,' he was that weak brother. Kinda like me. And they're using it as an Italian aspersion to trigger my fake outrage. So I can get people to tune in and see what a badass I am. Fredo is like the 'n-word' for us. No, really, it is. Punk-ass bitches from the Right call me Fredo. And now that I think of it, so does my girlfriend. I will ruin your Fredo shit. I will throw your Fredo shit down the stairs.

by #Q August 16, 2019

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