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SKLIP

A covert word used in the place of “SHIT” or the act of taking a shit. Can be used as a plural or singular noun to describe excitement in the place of profanity or used as a definition for a large heaping pile of shit.

Example #1

Wife: I have been waiting outside of the restroom for you for the past 25 minutes. What the hell is going on?

Husband: I had to take a SKLIP.. and couldn’t hold it any more.

Example #2

Man: OHHH “SKLIP” DID YOU SEE THAT GUY GET BUST HIS FACE ON THE PAVEMENT!!?

Example #3

“I DONT GIVE A SCKLIP”

by #TAOW February 4, 2020


coronafucked

When you catch the corona virus and you know you are super fucked and there is nothing you can do but accept the coronafucked feelings.

“Man... I caught the corona virus, I am so CORONAFUCKED at this point that I can’t even function properly or buy toilet paper”

by #TAOW March 16, 2020

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Milkdud Syndrome

A serious psychological disorder that affects women specifically after giving child birth. Milk dud syndrome occurs after being coupled with the lack of much-needed self-confidence and the need to show off ones breast while breast feeding to the public for personal attention.

Female 1: Why does this lady feel the need to whip out her saggy breasts in the line at Walmart to feed her child?

Female 2: Oh she must have MDS, milkdud syndrome, It occurs and women who have a lack of self-confidence after giving birth.

by #TAOW February 1, 2020