coronafucked

When you catch the corona virus and you know you are super fucked and there is nothing you can do but accept the coronafucked feelings.

“Man... I caught the corona virus, I am so CORONAFUCKED at this point that I can’t even function properly or buy toilet paper”

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SKLIP

A covert word used in the place of “SHIT” or the act of taking a shit. Can be used as a plural or singular noun to describe excitement in the place of profanity or used as a definition for a large heaping pile of shit.

Example #1

Wife: I have been waiting outside of the restroom for you for the past 25 minutes. What the hell is going on?

Husband: I had to take a SKLIP.. and couldn’t hold it any more.

Example #2

Man: OHHH “SKLIP” DID YOU SEE THAT GUY GET BUST HIS FACE ON THE PAVEMENT!!?

Example #3

“I DONT GIVE A SCKLIP”

Milkdud Syndrome

A serious psychological disorder that affects women specifically after giving child birth. Milk dud syndrome occurs after being coupled with the lack of much-needed self-confidence and the need to show off ones breast while breast feeding to the public for personal attention.

Female 1: Why does this lady feel the need to whip out her saggy breasts in the line at Walmart to feed her child?

Female 2: Oh she must have MDS, milkdud syndrome, It occurs and women who have a lack of self-confidence after giving birth.