Falltime

The word missing from the dictionary that goes with “wintertime”, “springtime”, and “summertime”.

‘Christian white girl autumn’ girl 1: “I can’t wait for the falltime! It’s so beautiful when the leaves change and you can start to feel a cool breeze in the air.”

‘Christian white girl autumn’ girl 2: “OMG same! I can’t wait to wear my Ugg’s and jeans and sweaters and beige hats and do fun fall photoshoots! <3”

YASSSSSS QUEEN

"Yassssss queen!!!" is an expression used by a feminist when a powerful female figure stands up for what is right and is strong, like Oprah when she did her Golden Globes speech for the #MeToo movement.

Them: YASSSSSS QUEEN!!!

Me: What?

Them: Oh, you know, Cardi B's a queen!!!

Me: What about Nicki, you know she's fine!!!

7👍 7👎

jangly balls

When someone tries to say "jingle bells", but accidentally makes it sexual...

You: "Hey, do you like the Christmas song Jangly Balls? "

Friend: "Oh, do you mean Jingle Bells"

You: "Nah, you know what I meant!"

Friend: "Hah?"...

4👍 2👎

Keaton

I'm the BADDEST BITCH you know! And when I say savage, I mean B-I-C-T-H...and that's OWNNN PERIODTTT.

#Yasssssss
#yeswegotitbitcheschocolatevanillaswirlwithcookiecrunchflakes
#imyourfreestyledanceteacher
#isawyouhangingoutwithcaitlynyesterdayrebeccaitsnotwhatyouthinkiwonthesitatebitch
#actuallymeganicantsitanywhereihavehemorrhoids
#yasssgetintoit
#whipnnaenae
#jujuonthatbeat
#woopinganghamstyle
#whatdoesthefoxsay
#shawtyidont
#freshavacado
#marrychrysler
#okboomer
#pokemongotothepolls
#chillingincedarrapids
#soyoujustgonnabringmeabirthdaygiftonmybirthdaytomybirthdaypartyonmybirthdaywithabirthdaygift
#youtube
#vine
#musical.ly
#tiktok
#theydidsurgeryonagrape
#willtherealslimshadypleasestandup
#whatwouldyoudoifachildwasstandingrightinfrontofyou
#peeltheavacadogaucamole
#soiwasisttingtherebarbecuesauceonmytitties
#ismelllikebeef
#weintheghettograttatata
#doilooklikeyodaddy
#anavacadothanks
#blacklivesmatter
#gayrights
#womensrights
#makingastatement
#pitchperfect
#highschoolmusical
#disneychannel
#nickelodeon
#devilwearsprada
#Savage
#hypebeast
#guccigang
#yeetgang
#throwitback
#gayboi
#slutbitchasshoe
#oompaloompabodiedassbitch
#thatswhatshesaid
#goodmorningvietnam
#butfirstletmetakeaselfie
#imhereandimqueer
#aintnocryingintheclub
#ladygaga
#taylorswift
#katyperry
#haileysteinfeld
#selenagomez
#demilovato
#justinbieber
#clubpenguin
#moshimonsters
#poptropica
#2000smallculture
#emogothbadboy

That One Friend: Keaton is the baddest bitch I know, he will slay yo ass if he wants to bitch, don't play with him!
Me (Keaton): I know she said it, but girl you don't have to sayyy it... C'mere boy, lemme show you how I play with a hottie like yourself...
That One Hot Guy: But I'm not gay!? *then he low-key winks at me tho*
Me: Yeah, I know. You think your slick, I saw that... BuT Do I lOoK liKe I giVe A f*cK iF YoU AiN't DoWn To F*Ck!?
That One Hot Guy: I think you do... *low-key winks again*
That One Friend (in the background): Ooohhh bitch, GeT InTo It!!!
Me and That One Hot Guy: Go our separate ways but we got each other's numbers...
That One Friend (following me down the hallway to get the wHoLe TEA): Sooooo bitch... WhAt HappEnD!?

1👍 2👎