celebuwhoring

a person of a certain status who, in the name of keeping themselves relevant or just being greedy aholes, 'whore' themselves out by way of having 'sales' or renting out their abode or any other nonsensical activity which undermines the very celebrity they are trying to maintain

Martha Stewart was celebuwhoring when she had a 'sale' of her belongings.

three-hole fucked

(v.) 1. To be metaphorically screwed over in every possible way; 2. To be literally screwed in each hole, every opening; 3. To have each gaping orafice filled with a phallus

1. "Man! I was just three-hole fucked by the court system."

2. "Ah shit! I just saw this dude trip, fall then three-hole fucked by a gang of dogs."

3. "You should totally try a three-hole fuck."

pseudolationship

noun. an arrangement that appears to resemble that of a friendship or romantic relationship but in reality is anything but

I had a pseudolationship with my ex.