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Fast Fox

(According to a 73 year old dude, a regular customer of mine at the bar where I bartend… after his 9th beer)

It means you’re swift… and prettier than all the stars in the sky.

(This was the definition he gave me after I thought he had just called me a FAT FUCK lol 🤣🤣🤣)

Upon further research, I learned that it also means “Promiscuous”! … that dirty bird!)

“Can you close my bar tab, you fast fox?”

by #smalltownbartender November 23, 2022