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A quirky, sexy controversial new kind of female physician who offers chardonnay vaccines to treat and prevent COVID rather than the current FDA approved options. Doctor Jennys recruit patients using ride share apps and Bumble. Doctor Jennays are known to casually vape during patient consultations or sip on white claws during examinations. Doctor Jennys are the Covid 19 update to the naughty nurse cliche whose unorthodox vaccine methods are sending many clients to rehab with COVID.
âYo my new doctor is one of those Doctor Jennys bro, she didnât remember I was her Uber driver last week and invited me up for a hookup then had no idea who I was when I came in for my COVID vaccine. For reals she vaccinated me with white wine instead of the COVID vaccine, winked then asked if I deliver for Uber eats on my way out.â
âDr Jenny will cure all of your ailments and then some hahaâ
When a band starts playing shows too early during the pandemic and everyone in the band and audience gets COVID.
Richard gave everyone in the band COVID and started a bandemic! Hope you werenât at the show or youâre fucked man, everyone in the audience got it!
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When a bitch still feels anxious and canât calm her ass down even after she been poppinâ dem Xanax
(scoffs) "Yo this rona' quarantine got my girl Xanxious as hell man, hopefully they find a cure to the corona since they ain't found a cure for crazy bruh!"