Gringabangable

Started by hypocrites.
A girl that you'd fuck without using protection and then expect to have your child because you're a religious zealot.

"Well yeah, she was gringabangable, but I'll fuckin go after her if she sees that abortcher"

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Sedge Warbler

The sworn enemy of the Ichthyosaurus.

"I WILL eat that blasted Mr. Sedge Warbler!"

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radtacular

A combination of the words "rad" and "spectacular".

Lesbian mud wrestling is radtacular.

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otb

Over The Bars. When a biker bites the dust via going forward over his handlebars.

"way to go otb, dumbass"

"FUCK man, it's wet out, but i dunno what happened..."

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mindsturbate

To masturbate only using one's mind. Titillation comes from stimulation of the brain. Ejaculation often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.

"At the MENSA meeting, I couldn't keep myself mindsturbating. Yes, the ladies were that good."

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jesus motocross

The first "x-treme" sport that Jesus participated in during his greasy teenage years, along with Moses Wakeboarding and Muhammad X-Treme Action Suicide Bombing.

"Did go Jesus Motocrossing today?" "Fuck no. I'm Native American."

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sargasm

To use sarcasm and orgasm at the same time.

"Oh yeah, that was the banging of a lifetime." "Is that what you call sargasm?" "Is that what you call sex? ZING!"

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