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The Angry Pirate

A male is recieving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the eye, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg late. Thus The Angry Pirate is born.

Last night Jim gave your mon The Angry Pirate because she charged more than usual.

by $$$$$$ September 19, 2007

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