Redding

Located in lower Fairfield County, Redding is a town of sophistication, wealth, and people who are better than you are. A place where it is not unusual to see a pair of Nantucket red pants with whales on it paired with topsiders and a pastel Lacoste, a place where collars are undoubtedly turned upwards in the direction of their wearer’s nose, a place where the words “yacht” and “summer” are used mostly as verbs and a “crew” isn’t a bunch of black people standing on the corner. Excelling in sports such as soccer and basketball. People from Redding enjoy the finer things in life; when they’re not yachting to their summer residence on block, playing squash at their club on Nantucket or clubbing in nearby New York City, they’re undoubtedly enjoying a relaxing sunset in the Hamptons, teeing off at Pebble beach or “becoming cultured” in Europe. Known predominantly for their famous reputation for a notorious partying lifestyle, Joel Barlow High School boosts one of the highest college acceptance percentages and mean standardized test scores. Joel Barlow High School students are bread to attend prestigious universities, to match the success and prosperity of their predecessors, and to live up to the lofty expectations of their blue-blooded peers.

Ridgefeild Sucks

Are those kids getting shit-faced on their fathers' Yachts? They must be from Redding."

Redding Resident: "America still makes cars?"

under-privlaged child "You must be from Redding."

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