Houze

Relating to a massive structure of strength such as a redwood tree or pyramid. Known to stand the test of time , strongly rooted- immovable. A force not to reckon with as you will surely lose.

Caveman said when he turned the bend he felt as if had ran into a Houze. All he remembers was a large blurred object. At which point he doesn't recall anything other than waking up on his stomach strapped to a hospice bed and his ass being peculiarly sore in a shit hole hospital up in the sticks