Merp

A name given to people who are extremely energetic and also randy: A Massivley Energetic Randy Person!

Girlfriend's Friend: Why's your boyfriend running around the garden with a boner?

Girlfriend: We didn't have sex last night, so he's a MERP

Girlfirend's Friend: Ahhh I see

Girlfriend: After he's run around for a bit, i'll give him some lube and he'll be fixed after a few minutes in the bathroom.

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