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Its either a sweet dance or a term for fucking
jerry: Hey Phil I heard my parents doing the uptown lowdown last night
Phil: well which uptown lowdown were they doing?
Jerry: how am I supposed to know they sound about the same
The thing all the girls are as soon as I ask them out or express interest in them. And then a week later they are dating an alcoholic named chaz
Me: Her (Insert gorl name here)), I have had a crush on you for a while now, and I was thinking maybe we could grab a bite to eat later.
Gorl: Sorry am lesbian
Me :(
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person 1: hey man do you know what infraundecalocktophobia is ?
person 2: wtf is wrong with you
person 1: ...