CRAZY

Me and 75% of the world...

KillerGal: Hey
Me: Ahhhhhhh!!!!!
KillerGal: Wtf!?!?!?
Me: Hi
KillerGal: Umm hi
Me: fuck you bye!!!!!
(I walk away)
KillerGal: Okay then???? She's crazy...

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Love

Something that doesn't exist!

Friend: Omg! He is so amazing I think I'm in love!
Me: Love doesn't exist the word your looking for is infatuation...
Friend: Okay then...

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