Soma Cruz

That good spirit in ultimate that u can get by enhancing dracula or something like that. btw aria of sorrow i s the best Castlevania game.

person: Why Soma Cruz is not in smash
person but gay: Cuz we have 2 Castlevania characters already.
me: Damn Simon and Richter are nothing compare to Soma or Alucard.
ad: Have u ever had cancer and depression at the same time. Well i have a soultion for u. T A K E A S H I T

Boner

when ur pp popping out of ur shorts

Me: Did u know that jeans can hide ur boner?

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