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Spunkatron

A transformers nerd that frequently masturbates to the female characters in the franchise.

Wow! Shut up about Megan Fox you Spunkatron!

by +-Jaymie-+ March 18, 2015


Victoria sponge

When you have sex with a girl on her period and cum inside her without a condom and then you pull out to see the blood and creampie resembling a victoria sponge cake.

That girl was so dirty she let me give her a victoria sponge on the first date

by +-Jaymie-+ February 13, 2018

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