turd snurguling

This is an advancement of a d-mack. In this version the d-mackee takes an extremely foul smelling and liquidy shit on the d-macker's sturdy business snake. This is best left to the professionals.

Oh my god Adam did you shit your pants?

No, I just finished turd snurguling your mom and I have some serious poopy dick.

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d-mack

Similar to a tit fuck but in a d-mack the tits are replaced with the receiver's ass cheeks. Coating the ass with male ejaculate is considered par for the course.

-John was thoroughly d-macking Billie last night, and this morning she couldn't even sit down for breakfast.

-HEY dude, that's my mom!

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