Edward

An Edward is someone who is really really REALLY short, hates milk and has a really bad temper

P1-hi there P2 ^w^

P2-hello there shorty, you should really drink milk or you'll get even shorter

P1-DON'T CALL ME LITTLE!*punches P1* AND WHY WOULD I DRINK THAT COW PISS YOU OLD HAG?

P2-Such an Edward

Envy

1.Envify (v/n) is used to describe someone that didn't like to wear crop tops and miniskirts and now does. It's a serious disease that can't be cured. Also, someone who is Envified is now asexual

2. Envy: another word for Annoying Androgynous Palm Tree With Crop Top And Miniskirt That Killed Maes Hughes (AAPTWCTAMTKMH for short). Usually a bitch that hates everyone

1. Gary- do you like my crop top and miniskirt Bob?
Bob- GARY! WHAT HAPPENED?

Gary- i'm now asexual
Bob- *scared* you were Envified

2. Person- Hey, wanna know when I bought this crop top and miniskirt? It was a while before i killed Maes Hughes. Haha, i hate you so much. Do you like my hair? I call it "PALM TREE" with caps. Did I mention that I hate you? I despise you will all my heart and body cells. Why are you so short btw? Hey, wanna go shopping later?
Person 2:...so Envy.... WaiT A AEC DID YOU CALL ME SHORT?