Potato

a hot guy, but this word is never used on its own. There are variations, such as: boiled potato (a guy who is hot but boring), french fry (a guy who is hot, but bad for you, aka the guy all your friends say dont go out with), mashed potato (a guy who is not really one thing or another in terms of personality, but who is really hot and has been with every fucking girl in the school), scalloped potato (a guy who is gorgeous and just altogether really sweet and cool), and baked potato (that really gorgeous artistic slacker/stoner who your mother would hate).

Niko: izzy, those guys nick and matt are such boiled potatoes.
Izzy: dude, i know. there has to be some way to make them more...
Niko: scalloped?
Izzy: yeah. scalloped.
Niko: or, god, even baked would be better than boiled. jeesh.

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