Brown Angel

A brown angel normally occurs in the morning, whilst hungover and either trying to squeeze out a fart, or sometimes whilst sneezing, and even though you are sure that you have followed through, upon sneaking off somewhere to check, you are relived to find out your jocks are clean and it was just another case of the Brown Angel..

"Hey, where did Frank go"

"He thinks he might have followed through, so he just sneaked off to the men's to check"
"Shit, hopefully there is a brown angel floating above him"..

Amber Heard

Rhyming slang for "Turd". Took over from "James Hird" around mid 2022, whilst her cable laying antics in Johnny Depp's bed were revealed during their court case.

"Back in a minute Gary, just have to take a quick Amber Heard".
Or "are you going to be long in there Mike" "Nah mate, I dropped an Amber, just have to finish the paperwork"

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Stuzmond

Rhyming slang used by South Australian locals for the Flagstaff hotel. Originating from Stuzmond / Stuzza / Stuart Wagstaff/ Flagstaff.

Hey man I'm chasing some whipper, can you hook me up?" "Yeah dude, meet me at the Stuzmond at 10

Tot

Acronym for "A ton on tick" ($100 worth of product on credit), used commonly by South Australian people to baffle or evade police phone taps, or the paranoia of such an instance.

Bra, can you hook me with a Tot until pay day" "Yeah man, meet me at the Stuzmond at 8, if I'm not there I'll send Aspoten

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