Swiss

A type of man who can't stop saying some pointless made up language.

Carl: Hey man, are you from Switzerland? Coz you look Swiss...

Stefan: Y'erhgan burghan, Fuckin' yergen burgen!

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Truth

The Truth, Its What You Want But You Can't Have.

You: I Want The TRUTH!

Me: You Want The Truth?! YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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spiderman

A guy who can climb up drains to rape women in their condos.

Police: Who raped this young woman?

guilty spiderman: Uhhhhh shucks, it was me...

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Beef Wellington

A fancy name for your penis.

Em: Hey come on lets fuck already!

Dave: Yea sure! But I need to ask Beef Wellington if its ok.

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