G-Ride

U.S. Govt. take home unmarked car. Only allowed for officers who must respond to work outside regular hours, not allowed for personal use (1st offense, 30 days off w/o pay up to termination!)

Agent Smith: I got fired for picking up b*tches in my G-Ride.
Agent Smith (Different Agent Smith): Well, it was given to you for work.

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