Fruity Drank

A colorful sugary concoction (alcoholic or non-alcoholic) that women of all ages seemingly gravitate to when parched or just plain bored.

**FDA Disclaimer**
For men, this beverage almost inevitably leads to painful gut rot and being labeled a homo.

Jim: Dude, where are all the chicks?
Bo: They're all at Joe's place. They caught scent of that homo's fruity dranks.
Jim: Fuckin fruity dranks.