Fuckboi

noun.
def: The male equivalent of slut.

Etymology:
Coining "man-whore" as an answer to "whore" was lazy af. Like, almost as half assed as Flo Rida when he took his state's name, hit the spacebar, and called it his stage name."Man-whore"; it's bulky on the tongue and has consistently failed to be perceived as the male equivalent of 'whore'. Time to try again.

Slut. It's simple, succinct, acerbic, sexual, and has a connotation that makes radical feminists bitch about it endlessly.

The researchers assigned to create a male version of ‘slut’, came across "fuck boy" in the course of their extensive research. The phrase was drawn from Midwest Prison English dialect, so the team and I made a brief visit to Meynard Prison. There, we learned the meaning of fear as “Big Pat” (or Pat Ricide), explained that a fuck boy is “a lil bitch who ain’t shit. A weak-ass nigga who live on what real niggas give em”. A smirk at the end of his sentences suggested that the “things” “real niggas” give to fuck boys are not birthday cards and balloons; more likely, its one particular “thing”, adnausemen

So we’d found a phrase with a connotation of male sexual exploitation under oppression.

It was already succinct and sexual, so all that was left to do was simplify it into 1 word and replace the ‘y’ with an ‘i’, thus becoming both more emasculating and more French, which will irritate all the right people.

And fuckboi was born.

-Delta Cube: Couldn’t do shit on his own, bro, he only pulls cause he comes to our house parties and doesn’t hesitate at giving a hot cosby
-Rambda Gui: Bruh, idk. He’s just fuckboi.

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