Liven't

Liven't is a contraction for the words "Live" and "Not", meaning "Not living".

My uncle is liven't, so we have to plan a funeral.

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Speeched

A word that doesn't exist even though google thinks it is.

Person 1: I just speeched into my microphone.
Person 2: You know thats not a real word right?