Lesbian

A female/enby who is attracted to other females and/or enbys. Nobody can turn them straight, they don’t care if “men don’t like” what they’re doing, and no, if you have to ask, they don’t have a crush on you.

Idiot: you’re a lesbian?? Does that mean you have a crush on me???
Lesbian: no, I’m not attracted to you.
Idiot: what does that mean??? Why are you not attracted to me??
Lesbian:??