Shajan

A great and awesome friend that is hot too. In person he is jesus, but online you may find him violating the Geneva conventions in 17 different ways.

*In person*
Shajan's friend: Hey im too poor to get a heart transplant, can you help!??
Shajan: *Drives fist into chest and pulls out heart
Shajan's friend: Woah dude thanks you are hot too

*Online*
Shajan's friend: Hey im doing my test soon, can you guys wish me luck?
Shajan: fuck you