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When no one retweets you for a while on Twitter.
It was a long and dreary twinter, but Tim retweeted my wiener joke and all was good again!
One who lies on their resume about having bartending experience, but in actuality can only open twist off beers.
Terry poured Canadian Club into someone's club soda, that's when we knew he was a beertender.
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Standing outside of a Boston Market in a chicken suit while handing out fliers.
"Yeah, I'm in Marketing, *whispers* boston marketing"
To poop on the floor on the top level of a double decker bus.
Someone was in the first level bathroom so Becky pulled a British Upper Decker.
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