noke

1. (v.) the act of engaging a nuclear attack and/or otherwise the instantaneous destruction of the universe by substituting the typical explosive warhead with a Nokia.
2. (n.) a Nokia that serves the purpose of a nuclear warhead; can be disguised as a normal phone.
***can also be used as an expression where otherwise inappropriate.

Do you even noke, North Korea?

Tactical noke! inco--

Go noke yourself faggot. Noke me irl.

I want a Samsung Galaxy Noke 3.

"We now have substantial evidence that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Nokestruction."

The Cold War nearly escalated into a full-scale noklear war.

I noked your mom last night.

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