Roil

(Verb -regular) To really oil a stubborn beard until it's soft.

A: Ow you've got read marks on your neck.
B: Yeah my new bf has a really scratchy beard.
A: Yeah you need to get him to roil that.

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A: Wow that's soft.
B: Yeah I roiled it this morning.

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bregshit

To spew forth brexit lies, to bullshit about Brexit

Remember when Boris Johnson was bregshitting about 350 million to spend? Well he's in prision now over that

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grout

When you pull grey hairs out of your head or beard to stay looking young.

A: Man I spent 20 mins grouting my beard last night.
B: Looks good though...
A: Yeah I can't be having grey hairs in it at thirty.

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Smoojing

Like sexting but emojis are used instead of words.

We were smoojing all night.
🍆👅 , 👅🎾🎾 , Then finally 👉🏻👌🏽

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brilk

When a guy has applied so much oil to his beard it can be milked.
Regular verb: brilk, brilked, brilking

A: Man that guy uses way too much beard oil.
B: Yeah you could totally brilk that shiny beard... bet it's soft though.

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