dipcht

Derived from the terms dip and shit, dipcht is when you are having "relations" with a female and altertarnate between ass and pussy.

Dude, I'm going to dipcht Monica after I rufie her drink tonight...

hampered

Getting so drunk that you piss into your hamper then somehow manage to pass out in the piss covered laundry.

Man, I got hampered last night.

Jamie: hey mike, we need to talk. Mr. Boston's Rum should be banned. Every night we drink that shit I wake up with Polaroids of us at Marty's Mexican Joint hampered

Mike: yea. Hahahahahahaha

Jamie: dude! Seriously!! No!! The donkey show is one thing, but getting banged out like a virgin rag doll by Sheila shemale is another! They know me by name at the clinic now.

Mike: yea... I just thought you were into by now

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