red headed stepchild

One who is beaten often.

Man, he smacked her like she was a red headed stepchild!

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Micro$oft

A way of spelling wordMicrosoft/word that reflects the company's way of being bent on owning everything.

I hate Micro$oft, the money hungry bastards.

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two dolla hoe

A wordhoe/word that costs two United States dollars a pop.

I fucked that two dolla hoe last night!

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r

The laziest way to type the word "are". Used by many AOL girls on the Internet.

U r goin to da mall?

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wife

A woman that a man is married to.

Don't pork her; She's my wife!

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