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Zachary

Zachary (noun) Za.cah.ree :

If you are gifted enough to be blessed by the presence of a Zach(ary) don't hesitate to high five that fucker!
& Im being so serious when I say that any & all the Zachary's I've ever met have gigantic.... Hearts! Zachary's tend to love so deeply that they get lost in the damn coochie of the chick they are balls deep in. (That's love fam.) Anywho, don't forget to hug a Zach & let him know how fckn stellar his swaggy ways are! I shit you not, among others Zachary is sitting cool (in shade with his shades on) in my top 3 fave people. Toggle you some Zach & see what im saying. You won't be mad my dude.

Hey did you get a chance to snag a Zachary? I heard about that. It seems like we should definitely go snag us one.

by »JenJets★ November 10, 2020

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Jeneice

Jeneice (noun) Jen.eese. :

The shit dreams are made of! Jeneice is as down to earth & as out of this world as can be! It is a pleasure in all ways to know or encounter any Jeneice. She will always leave you craving more adventures with her. & Like Buzz lightyear says : "To infinity and beyond!" That's how hard Jeneice loves her family, friends & her pets.

There is no other quite like her, as she is a super Nova with a can-do attitude. You'll reach for the stars & sit on the moon with this gal. Don't be dumb! Go out & find yourself a Jeneice right this minute! Your Life will never be the same! In all the best ways.

Ooh shit! Did you see Jeneice yet? Man She's a fckn pretty cool chick!

by »JenJets★ November 14, 2020

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Bradley

Bradley (noun) Brah.de.lee - To hear the name Bradley, is to see a double rainbow.

Furthermore, to know a Brad(ley) or to be aquainted with such a glorious beast, one must understand that a Brad is like a majestic stallion. Loves to be free & cares for those in his circle. He never hesitates to be 'punny' & always has the patience & heart to cheer anyone up. When Brad is feeling really naughty, he will smack a good ole booty any day of the week. He ain't scurred to hit it from behind! All the while sporting his massive array of artistic expressions. If You know a Brad you've obviously accomplished all the fckd up, lame ass, no-fun, fingerbanging, joystick toggling levels of what was a bland dull life! Sooo now it's time to take on the boss level & straight up kick some hardcore- deviant -chopped out -crack head- straight outta selkirk- wildin asses with my lil nigglet Bradley in tow ! #RealTalk

Holy fuck bruh!! Did you see the high kicks on that Bradley?!

by »JenJets★ November 10, 2020

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