batjob

Like a blowjob but you wear a batman mask. And when you cum you say "... Justice."

my parents are dead so my significant other gave me a batjob. I'm Batman.

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PWYONGONGONGONG

The sound an erect penis makes when kicked. (Also those little metal doorstop things make this sound.)

I was lying on my back and she stood up, went to step over me and kicked my still-erect penis. I swear to god it actually went PWYONGONGONGONG

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Fat Hamburger

Slang term meaning "American"
Originates from Korea.

"That is many tanks yes?"
"YES FAT HAMBURGER!"

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Niggerhorn

A Vuvuzela. It's an annoying trumpet-like instrument primarily used by niggers in stadiums to annoy people.

I was enjoying the world cup on TV but I had to mute the sound because of all the niggers and their niggerhorns.

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hand pillows

Female breasts that are large/comfortable enough to comfortably rest your hands on.

Want to rest your hands on my hand pillows?

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poffle

Pot Waffle.

Nothing like a poffle in the morning

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