Fenriz

Gylve Nagell. Norwegian musician, philosopher, misanthrope, mailman, tear gas smuggler and satyr. Totally insane. Beautiful hair. Should be having sex with me. Just saying.

Fenriz cannot simultaneously live in a trailer park and listen to Anthrax.

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Sacramento

The once bohemian, now overdeveloped, capital of California. Hot, crowded and overpriced. Was once the last refuge of the Bay Area's working class. Now a wasteland of corporate polish and greed. Proof of Agent Smith's "virus" theory in "The Matrix."

Nicknames: Sack-a-tomatoes, Satan's Armpit, Suck-A-Dead-Toe, etc.

Sacramento used to be a cool place to live until the yuppies found us.

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Cornflakes

A source of contention between Norwegian black metal musicians. To declare your preference for "soft" or "soggy" cornflakes is to express a desire to branch out as a musician and explore the possibilities of artistic maturation. To steadfastly swear allegiance to crispy cornflakes is to commit to stabbing your musical rival in the head and committing arson.

The topic of cornflakes can also be usefully employed to deter metal guys from boring you with their inane banter.

How do you like your cornflakes?

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