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2.6 Hog Cycle

A deck found within the game of Clash Royale, one of the cheapest viable decks in the entire game, despite its low elixir cost it can be extremely frustrating to fight against. Often used by people who believe Clash Royale is a competitive game while forgetting the entire point of a game especially mobile is to have casual fun and not to dedicate their lives to.
Also often a corresponding symptom of fatherlessness found in young children and adults.

2.6 Hog Cycle Player: Hahaha, I've countered your entire push with my endless cycling! Is there anything I can't cycle out of?
Player who just wants to have fun: Too bad you can't cycle back to your father.

by Дecca August 10, 2022

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🐒

A politician

"Did you here about the Californian governor?"
"Oh yes he was a 🐒!"

by Дecca November 13, 2021


Urban Planning

Something that does not exist on the North American continent.

Canadian: Wow, I can't believe it takes me 30 minutes a day just to drive to work!
American: If you think hard, I have to go 45 minutes on road to anywhere!
Mexican: You guys have roads!?

North Americans together: Oh yeah we don't have urban planning...

by Дecca March 18, 2021


what would you do in this situation?

A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"

"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"

by Дecca September 10, 2023


antinatalist

An evolutionary dead end.

Antinatalist believe having children is immoral and thus will not have children.

Antinatalist are often depressed and thus believe all lives suffer like they do so its immoral to have a baby.

by Дecca December 19, 2023


Kicked in the Balls

An extremely dishonorable fighting procedure, its a unwritten rule that all men shall never strike the testicles of another man.

"To be kicked in the balls is a violation of the Male Geneva Convention."

by Дecca May 11, 2022


Daygo

A slang term for the city of San Diego. Mainly used by wannabe gangsters and Chicanos, sometimes used by outsiders which don't know any better. No reasonable San Diegan ever says "Daygo".

"You white PUTO we are in Daygo ese." - A wannabe gangster Chicano, cannot speak either Spanish or English properly.

"Please stop embarrassing our city and nation, please be an actual functioning member of society!" - Any reasonable San Diegan

by Дecca February 21, 2022

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