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Commie

What people become after they listen to the stronk glorious soviet anthem

Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина—сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

Congratulation, you're a commie now

by Сhester_The_Мolester September 13, 2018

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Vodka

An alcoholic drink from the russia that makes you very stronk and glorious. It also increase your IQ up to 400. A sip of it will make you stronger than the entire german army in world war 2. A bottle of it will make you stronger than all NATO forces combined.

Komred! Zis isk da stolichnaya vodka, one of da best vodka in da world. It ken maek yuo stronk liek da stronk glorious kv 2 tenk!

by Сhester_The_Мolester October 9, 2018

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