Madison Glover'ed

To be Madison Glover'ed, is to be set up on a blind date with an ugly chick. A chick who is so ugly, you wouldn't consider even taking one for the team.
While it has become a popular household phrase across the Nation, it originated in Boise,ID by a native local. He coined the term after seeing the face of His blind date,Madison. To His dismay, the chick was Dog Faced Ugly. A real Garbage Can looking broad.
So scary in fact, Legend has it, His screams were heard as far as Caldwell,ID

Hey Brandon B. my ol' lady said she has a friend she wants you to meet. We should all grab some drinks!

"No thanks Pal! Last time I did that, I got

Madison Glover'ed"