Barka

The name of Barcelona's plastic fans who are really just Messi Bandwagons

Will they be Barka fans or P$G fans when Messi leaves ?

I'm a dumb plastic fan that supports Pessi Fc

Barka has always been finished anyways

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candy dip

when one mixes multiple substances.

hey billy wanna candy dip at the show tonight?

Butt Fail

When an uncontrollable shit happens during anal sex.

"Omg shaniqua, I totally goofed the other night." "Guuul whatchu mean?" "Guuurrl he be puttin that rod in my stank bank and I totally butt failed
.." "Aww naw.gurl that no good."

anxiarrhea

Diarrhea brought on by stress

My job gives me anxiarrhea!

egagtrom

The word “mortgage” in reverse, i.e. a “reverse mortgage”.

My parents got a egagtrom (reverse mortgage) to finance their retirements.

tall in the saddle

Big package, he be packin’, large dong

That cowboy was tall in the saddle. All of the ladies swoon when he come yonder.

Kiontay

3 words for you if you’re name Kiontay…. You’re not shit.

Damn my man always cheating on me, I hate it here , I’m sorry sis your man must be a Kiontay