Pessi is internationally known to rig ballon dors be worse than Cristiano Ronaldo the greatest of all time and the only goals Pessi can score is penaltyβs after getting carried by the rest of the team
Guy: Pessi is shit.
Other Guy: Yes Ronaldo is better siiuuuuu
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Pessi is a little man from Argentina who statpads against smaller teams by scoring pens.
Did you see that pessi penalty he is so bad
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Bolivianel Statpandres Pessi Coochietapini is an Urban Legend from Rosario, Argentina. Who Plays for Piss Shit Germain and Likes to Win Mickey Mouse Cups Like the Copa America. He is Known for Stat Padding against Weaker teams like RC Lens,St.Etienne or RC Strasbourg or Bolivia and Eibar and then Disappears during the UCL or against Stronger teams. and usually scores tap-ins and unskillful goals . He Has Stolen Seven Ballon'dors from Great Players like Robert Lewandowski, Cristiano Ronaldo. He has lost the Ball more than 130 Times in 8 Games In the Ligue 1 Farm and Has Gotten Humiliated By 69 OVR Farmers League Players Who Probably Work as Cow Milkers in the Off season.
Notable Works:
Bottling in the UEFA Champions League Round-Of-16.
- Stealing 2 Ballon'dors From His Idol Cristiano Ronaldo.
- Leaving Brokelona For Piss Shit Germain So That he Can Statpad Against 19 Other Eibars (Except Lille)
- Missing Penalties
Oh look dad, Pessi Got Smoked By that Coal Miner from Angers!
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Pessi is nickname for Lionel Messi, because he scores penalties, or misses them on finals with his team Argentina
-Hey dad, did Argentina win the Copa America?
- No son, Pessi bottled it with missed penalty
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An Argentinian dwarf who robs actual worthy footballers of deserved ballon dβors which he himself does not deserve. The midget spent his whole career in The Spanish farmers league to join the French farmers league scoring 1 goal (tap in) all season
Pessi ghosts again
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Pessi is a overrated penalty merchant from Argentina, don't be surprised if you don't see him, he might be sleeping in the box so don't disturb him
'wow dad who is that, son that is a penalty merchant,'wow dad I can't see him in the game,son that is because he is camping in the box so when he gets the ball he can dive,'dad I would never want to be a fan of Pessi
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PESSI-is the nickname of Lionel Messi who always misses penalties,even when his fans braggs about scoring it is easy af!
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