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Pessi

Pessi is internationally known to rig ballon dors be worse than Cristiano Ronaldo the greatest of all time and the only goals Pessi can score is penalty’s after getting carried by the rest of the team

Guy: Pessi is shit.
Other Guy: Yes Ronaldo is better siiuuuuu

by Pessi shit November 30, 2021

730πŸ‘ 366πŸ‘Ž


Pessi

Pessi is a little man from Argentina who statpads against smaller teams by scoring pens.

Did you see that pessi penalty he is so bad

by Penaldo lover November 24, 2021

765πŸ‘ 338πŸ‘Ž


Pessi

Bolivianel Statpandres Pessi Coochietapini is an Urban Legend from Rosario, Argentina. Who Plays for Piss Shit Germain and Likes to Win Mickey Mouse Cups Like the Copa America. He is Known for Stat Padding against Weaker teams like RC Lens,St.Etienne or RC Strasbourg or Bolivia and Eibar and then Disappears during the UCL or against Stronger teams. and usually scores tap-ins and unskillful goals . He Has Stolen Seven Ballon'dors from Great Players like Robert Lewandowski, Cristiano Ronaldo. He has lost the Ball more than 130 Times in 8 Games In the Ligue 1 Farm and Has Gotten Humiliated By 69 OVR Farmers League Players Who Probably Work as Cow Milkers in the Off season.

Notable Works:
Bottling in the UEFA Champions League Round-Of-16.

- Stealing 2 Ballon'dors From His Idol Cristiano Ronaldo.
- Leaving Brokelona For Piss Shit Germain So That he Can Statpad Against 19 Other Eibars (Except Lille)
- Missing Penalties

Oh look dad, Pessi Got Smoked By that Coal Miner from Angers!

by Peeonel Statpandres Pessi June 26, 2022

360πŸ‘ 121πŸ‘Ž


Pessi

Pessi is nickname for Lionel Messi, because he scores penalties, or misses them on finals with his team Argentina

-Hey dad, did Argentina win the Copa America?
- No son, Pessi bottled it with missed penalty

by Pessi the botler February 17, 2021

528πŸ‘ 225πŸ‘Ž


Pessi

An Argentinian dwarf who robs actual worthy footballers of deserved ballon d’ors which he himself does not deserve. The midget spent his whole career in The Spanish farmers league to join the French farmers league scoring 1 goal (tap in) all season

Pessi ghosts again

by PessiGhostsAgain January 12, 2022

445πŸ‘ 184πŸ‘Ž


Pessi

Pessi is a overrated penalty merchant from Argentina, don't be surprised if you don't see him, he might be sleeping in the box so don't disturb him

'wow dad who is that, son that is a penalty merchant,'wow dad I can't see him in the game,son that is because he is camping in the box so when he gets the ball he can dive,'dad I would never want to be a fan of Pessi

by Savedbythehighest June 2, 2021

348πŸ‘ 134πŸ‘Ž


Pessi

PESSI-is the nickname of Lionel Messi who always misses penalties,even when his fans braggs about scoring it is easy af!

lionel PESSI for a reason!

by sarcastic Gentleman February 20, 2016

398πŸ‘ 215πŸ‘Ž