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Katie

The most beautiful girl in the entire world that can make you laugh at any point in time and that can give the best hugs. She is very talented and can do anything that she puts her mind too. And is just so amazing and special.

Katie is my best friend because she is so smarty and pretty.

by     June 23, 2017

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Katie

Katie's are very complicated creatures. Their origins are officially still unknown. When translated in Latin, Katie means "Woman made of pallets". It's said that in the late 1400's, the first Katie ever known spent every day and night making things out of pallets. Headboards, decorative signs, crafts, and even the meals she cooked for her husband were made out of old wooden pallets.

During the month of November, Katie's are usually under a lot of stress. Nobody knows exactly why, but rumor has it that in November of 2005, she got terrible news of her car having a "sticky lifter". Since the beginning of automobiles, nobody has ever had their car diagnosed with this condition, and nobody ever will again.
During their early years of elementary school, Katie's can be found dating strapping young men named Eric, but not allowing them to hold their hand or even talk on the phone. It's still unknown what is actually meant by the word dating, since Eric was treated no differently than a chalkboard eraser.

The evolution of Katie's is still being researched. It's believed that the original Katie derived from a German Shepard with Down Syndrome named Casper, but this has yet to be proven.

Drew: "dude... Is that a Katie?"
Eric: "I think it might be, I saw her transporting an old pallet yesterday"
Allison: "Oh yeah, it's definitely a Katie. She's very stressed - and it's November."

by     February 29, 2016

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katie

nice shy calm friendly

I want to play with katie

by     April 5, 2022


Katie

Katie is an amazing person. Katie is very confident in herself, sometimes too confident. Katie doesn't like to show weakness or sensitivity. Katie is a good person and kind, and she has a great smile. Katie has lots of close friends and cares deeply for friends and family. Katie is a very creative person and loves everyone. Katie sometimes doesn't show it but she can be very hurt sometimes. Don't mess with Katie because she is very strong and she will make your life hell if you mess with her. Katie never forgets revenge, so be careful!

Wow, look Katie is coming!

by     February 23, 2022


Katie

Loves fags and Mike Myers
Can't be trusted

Katie is a complete twat

by     November 22, 2021


Katie

The fucking stupidest person you’ll ever meet. She does the dumbest things in class, like clip her nails and brush the clippings on the ground, or smack super loudly while she eats. She draws on guys necks with a sharpie and doesn’t have any regard for anyone.

*Walks into class 1 minute late*
Katie: (Announcing to entire class) Look who’s late!

by     November 24, 2021


katie

katie is a really pretty girl. She said Will always be there for you when you need her. She’s one of the most prettiest girl I met

Person1- “KATIE IS SO PRETTY”
Person2- “I KNOW”

by     November 24, 2021