twat

1) A derogatory term for a person whose behaviour is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.
2) A vagina.

He is such a twat

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twat

an obnoxious person who you want to stab

john is such a twat

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twat

Noun:
Pronounced with a short a, rather than a short o (I have no idea where American directors get their pronunciation from), 'twat' is a rather vulgar word of British origin that refers to a woman's sexual organs.

A person can be a 'twat', the same way they can be a penis (see dick) or something used for cleaning said twat (see douche). It is usually used to mean someone is stupid or mean.

Me: I am a nice, well-behaved girl. I refuse to use such offensive words merely for the purpose of giving Urban Dictionary an example of how to use it.
Person reading this: *cough* Twat. *cough*

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twat

anyone who uses Twitter in any capacity.

you're such a twat. no-one cares what you're doing.

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twat

1) Pussy
2) A great word to shout when inebriated
3) Another word for what

1) I stuck it in her twat.
2) "TWAT"
3) Twat did you say, I cunt hear you? Tits alright, bare-ass me again! Eh, we'll finger it out later.

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twat

1) Slang term for the female vagina.
2) An inept person.
3) ne 1 who spelz lk dis. r u 1??? u no who u r.

Is it in your twat yet? That's your taint?
Look at that silly twat.
r ne u twats on aol 2?

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twat

1.A vagina
2.A cretinous person
3.To strike someone(this definition is almost certainly of Northern English origin)

"Go on TWAT 'im,TWAT the cunt.

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