A cheeky little monke that very much enjoys the crispy, salty flavor of seaweed, or kelp. He sits in his little monke hut, moderating discord servers while getting salty fingers eating kelp chips.
A:you ever met kelpy monkey?
B:Yeah fam he's sick af!
A:I know right?!
B: i wish I was kelpy monkey...
A: same bro..
A person will never get a true loving boyfriend
Wow tagen is a faggot and she's already 50 years old with no true loving boyfriend or husband
A faggot with no boyfriend that will ever truely love her
Wow tagen is already 50 years old with no true loving boyfriend
Holding up 4s means you get absolutely no bitches
Look. Luke is holding up 4s. He gets no bitches
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