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Jaja

Means haha in Spanish.

"Jaja" = "Haha"

Ew

Spanish kid on a game: flalqns pokai espanol?

Other Spanish kid(or 2): akakakdn amsklpmyre akskfndniwka si iakansksk

Spanish kid 3: JAJAJAjajajJAJ$a$aJa

Actual gamers that aren't kids:
SHUT THE HELL UP NON AMERICAN TRASH.

Actual gamer that's not a kid 2: WTF does jaja even mean? Annoying as fuc and they spam it obnoxiously.

Actual gamer that's not a kid 3: Non Americans speaking other languages in our country is obnoxious. Period.

by ‍ August 30, 2016

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Nigga Moment

When two white males accidentally bump into each other on the crosswalk, they would simply shake it off or say "Sorry/Excuse me"

When two black males 'accidentally' bump into each other on the crosswalk, they would start a fight right then and there for the littlest reason. Heck, one might even pull out a gun or knife. ...Maybe both.

nigga moment nigga moment

by ‍ September 26, 2015

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Horny High

When someone gets horny and the idea of getting high turns them on.

I myself, and I know others, hate the idea of people who do anything to poison themselves. Such as smoking, drinking, drugs, etc.

But when we get horny, the idea of a person of the sex that we like getting high makes us horny and go mad, and we love the idea for the time of horniness.

For some, such as myself, even the words, or the objects can turn you on. Words such as vape, 420, Meth, vaping, high, bong, weed, Smoking weed, dank, etc.

I myself also get turned on my Bongs themselves. I enjoy jerking off to a bong next to some big titties, or a clit. Or sometimes a bong right next to a big white cock. Or someone taking a hit from a bong while naked. This all turns me on. Ive jerked off to pictures of weed and pictures of bongs alone.

For others, they could have other reasons getting high turns them on.

I think the major reason in this resulting is the idea of such words and acts being so bad and wrong normally, but also exciting that it's so secretive and bad.

But, like I said, after orgasm or horniness had passed, the person, such as myself or others, hate the idea that people do such things again, and we hate ourselves for finding excitement in such things. In such lowlife things.

Shawn: Ugh. I'm so horny right now..

Fred: Horny Highs got you. You should look up a nice vid of a guy naked smoking out of a bong. That'll do ya.

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Josh: Damn. Now I hate myself for jerking to that. Damn horny highs.

by ‍ June 18, 2018

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UHN

The sound of the Roblox Death Sound.
I joined roblox in 2010 and all I’ve heard for years is UHN.

Many upon many of people who are common trash say it’s “oof”.

How in hell does the roblox death sound sound like “oof”?

It’s UHN.

*Falls onto roblox red spikes*
UHN

by ‍ October 19, 2018

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Dick Heart

When someone mispronounces the name of French philosopher "Descarte" very badly

"Hey, I was reading that new Dick Heart book yesterday! It's really good!"

by ‍ February 19, 2019

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Uffff

What little kids online type for attention, practically begging for an online date.
An irritating text sound most likely connected to little attention and lots of sexual desire.

Mostly used in games, but can also be found online on sites such as "tumblr".

Example: an abandoned japanease horror app game called "Murder Online", where the chat is anonymous and people should just play, but instead, kids sit around and only chat, pasting roleplaying names before saying something, and pretend random kids also chatting are their friends or boyfriends/girlfriends. They will sit around in the game doing nothing but chatting hiding outside the map from killers that actually play the game correctly, and paste a roleplaying name every time before they speak, and think this abandoned app game and the other kids on it are their life. It's really sadistic.

:hi

Max: hi how ar u
:... ew roleplay name pasting kid
:good
Syd: hi max I was loking for you all day
Max: well now im on ur servr :)
Kiran: uffffffffff
:wtf.. roleplay name paster kid are you mentally ill? Why are you randomly saying "ufff"
Kiran: ufffffffffff
:... mentally ill kid
Kat: it means he's bored
Kiran: ufffffff
:that's the sound mentally ill kids do to get attention.

Kiran: ufffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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Dog: uffff
:get a life roleplay name pasting attention seeking kid. This is an abandoned horror app game. Play the game and stop pretending random kids on here are your friends
Dog: uffffffff

by ‍ September 2, 2017

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Ooph

How “oof” should actually be spelled. But common trash use “oof” all the time. Common trash also believe “oof” is the roblox death sound, when “UHN” is the roblox death sound.

And if oof was the roblox death sound, it would be ooph instead. But it’s UHN.

“Ooph I feel like shit.”

Justin: He said he didn’t love me anymore.

Greg: ooph

by ‍ October 19, 2018

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